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Welcome to the Our Stakeholders web site. We offer items designed to make you laugh and think. It is also a celebration of the how much fun the English language can be. There are 9 shirts – 2 political, 4 transit, 2 engineering and 1 slightly irreligious plus the mug that started it all.
All our shirts are 100% cotton and are American made.
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It’s a trip – Metro T-Shirt
Shirt reads: "METRO TRANSIT - It's not just transportation. It's a trip." Riding public transportation is a real experience. You are privileged to interact with all segments of humanity in their natural element. How many meanings of trip will you get to share? Just remember to pack your sense of humor - you’ll need it.
Shirt is Ash and the type is red.
Same Day Service – METRO T Shirt
Text reads: "METRO TRANSIT - We proudly offer same day service." Some bus passengers expect traffic to part for the bus and for traffic lights to stay green so their bus can get through. However, transit buses exist in the real world where they have to deal with traffic, weather and all sorts of other disruptions. So sit back and enjoy the ride. We absolutely guarantee you will be there when you get there.
Shirt is Ash and the words are blue.
Our drivers carry no change – METRO T Shirt
Text reads: "METRO TRANSIT - Our drivers carry no change. The riders are expected to have cents." Everyone wishes those paying for their bus ride with cash would be ready with the exact change before they get to the fare box. Some forget or don’t have enough cents.
Shirt is Ash and the type is green.
South Lake Union Trolley – T Shirt
Text reads: "Is the South Lake Union Trolley a streetcar named Desire?" The planners of the South Lake Union Streetcar really did use the name South Lake Union Trolley for several months until they realized the acronym is not exactly polite - deep thinkers they. Our shirt celebrates the true nature of this streetcar.
Shirt is white with a black, red and yellow image.
Our Stakeholders – Mug
If you work in any sort of organization you have to deal with stakeholders - those with a stake in the organization and/or the outcomes it produces. Sometimes they are the nicest and most helpful people imaginable. Other times, too often, they resemble those pictured on our mug - ready to drive their stake into your heart at the slightest provocation. So drink up! Those looking at you will think you are celebrating them but you and I know better.
Reasonably civil – T Shirt
Text reads : "I'm a reasonably civil engineer." Although not generally known for it, engineers can have a sense of humor. So let your civil engineer have some fun, even if they are only reasonably civil. They would look great in either shirt.
Shirt is white with black type.
Obama – T Shirt
Okay, let’s admit it, we did not have enough of a majority to get the change we need and had worked for. We know there are real problems that need to be solved and that simple solutions are probably not the answer. Neither is giving in to bullies - especially when their “solutions” are a major cause of why we are where we are. Come back, President Obama - we need you, the country needs you.
Shirt reads: "President Obama is lost. He gave us audacious hope, reasons to believe and promised we would get real change. We got bullies who were allowed to define the terms of debate, control the discussion and hold America hostage to their demands. President Obama, we are still here waiting for your leadership. Please come back."
The shirt is white and the image is red and black.
Backbone – T Shirt
In 1925 Will Rogers said “I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.” 87 years later that statement is still true. Not much is also unchanged from 1925. It is way past the time when Democrats need to find some backbone and learn how to use it. Who knows, if we look hard enough we just might find one. Get a shirt and join the search!
Shirt reads: "Missing - One slightly, if ever, used backbone. If found please return ASAP to the Democratic Party. Instructions on backbone use also needed."
Shirt is white and the image is red and black.
Not all engineers – T Shirt
Shirt reads: "Not all engineers are mechanical. The good ones are civil." Although not generally known for it, engineers can have a sense of humor. So let your civil engineer have some fun, even if they are only reasonably civil. They would look great in either shirt.
Shirt is white and the type is black.
Nuns – T Shirt
I’m sure you can think of many habits that a nun would have. If, however, your mind went where it should not have - shame on you! Give yourself 3 hard raps on your knuckles with a wooden ruler and say your penance - 3 Our Father’s, 3 Glory Be’s and 3 Hail Mary’s.
Shirt is black with white type.